This week and next is the big tekkie gathering in Austin called SXSW. The first week is for computer geeks and then the second week is for musicians. This is the one trade show that I would be willing to pay my own way. If I can’t get a gig with a company to send me next year, maybe I will just pony up and go on my own.

The past week has been all about how Jessica is getting fat. They is a tragedy. Someone as hot as Jessica really does need to watch her weight and choose her wardrobe with extra care. What is up with the mom jeans? OMFG!

She cannot afford to have a bad hair day or a fat day on stage. There are other hotties waiting for their chance to strut their skinny hot stuff.

This should be a wake up call to Jessica and all the hotties that America wants thin chicks with long legs and big boobs. That’s just the way it is, people. Call me shallow, but I want eye candy and our fantasy girls are definietly not fat.